I am such a klutz..

I am such a klutz.
I bump in to everything and anything in my way. I have scabs and bruises all over my body. My mother no longer feels sorry for me.
Can you believe that?
Isn't she a meanie?
When my sister as much as bumps her nose so very lightly, my mom feels soooooo sorry. She says, Are you OK baby. She never ever says that to me. All she says to me is
SERVES YOU RIGHT !!!

It is true 99% of the time, I don't look where I am going and walk in to things such as glass doors( do you know how much your nose hurts if you do that?), furniture and lamp posts.
I even get hurt while walking from my room to the kitchen.
I bump in to the rocking chair and say ouch, then I bump in to the door and say ouch ouch, then I bump in to the refrigerator and say ouch ouch ouch and most often I also bump in to the dining chairs.
Even while swimming I get hurt because I bump my head on to the wall every single day.

But getting hurt is not as big of a trouble as to spilling stuff. I always spill liquid be it milk, juice or even plain old water when I pour. My mom says every single time you pour something you have to spill it. She just doesn't get it that I am a born klutz.
I wish there be a day that I can walk from my room to the kitchen without saying ouch ouch ouch ouch....